An edited video short which has no particular plot apart from being quite silly. It will have a bit more meaning to Xena fans. Features clips from Ulysees, The Lost Mariner, Married With Fishsticks and The Bitter Suite. "Starring" Reneé O'Connor / Gabrielle / Crustacea, Lucy Lawless / Xena, Meighan Desmond / Discord / Sturgina, Alexandra Tydings / Aphrodite / Crabella, John D'Aquino / Ulysses and Jim Ngaata / Lovesick Pirate.

Music by Fairport Convention, The Navy Lark and Captain Pugwash. Both were BBC productions in the late '50s. The latter tune is the traditional Trumpet Hornpipe.

Dignity and an octopus were seriously harmed during the making of this movie