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J Nanny Ratings

You are casually watching an episode of Xena. Xena and Gab are beating up on some old warlocks or taking one of those steamy hot baths when, poof, he's there. It's J...J...Joxer. Oh, the humanity of it all.

Even as a still image, one cannot escape the most horrendous memory flashes of Joxer singing, Joxer telling stories, Joxer in that little pink negligée, Joxer wearing the ridiculous trash can lid, Joxer....

In order to protect subscribers to this site, a system of J ratings has been devised. Hopefully this will give adequate warning of what is to come when you click the thumbnail. Warnings are equally applicable to Jace, Jett et Jacques. Be warned, preparation may not be enough. The webmaster takes no responsibility for anyone viewing a picture with Joxer in it.



u

u Unrated
Joxer being bludgeoned, crushed, stretched, impaled, dropped from a great height on to something hard or pointy
j

j 14+
Appearing anywhere onscreen or offscreen in voiceovers
jj

jj 18+
Close up shots, telling jokes or stories, wearing tights, exposure of naked flesh, dancing, anything associated with barnyard animals
jjj

j Methusula+
Any of the above plus singing

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